afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

Madly, wildly in love with the guy who’s going viral by finding clips of beautiful areas of Europe and then posting them while claiming that they’re from a boring part of North Carolina

Sending someone on a drive to Gastonia and telling them that it’ll look like the Alps is one of the meanest, funniest pranks I can think of.

What makes it even better is that she’s a Floridian who was in the middle of a drive from Boone, NC to Charleston, SC, so she was already on a trip between two Carolina towns that genuinely are gorgeous, arguably two of the prettiest places in the eastern US. And then she goes a few hours out of her way for

(via comfortable-coitus)

nwhs:

nwhs:

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

(via unfollovving)

theatre-kids-are-gremlims:

nbcthegoodplace:

eleanorchidi:

so i spent time on this

Time well spent. 

He KNEW it was UNETHICAL and he kept DRINKING IT

(via againandagengar)

1980sspaceman:

1980sspaceman:

sailorcipher:

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

(via almightytrashoverlord)

hallucin8:

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

(via droidjewels)

urbanfantasyinspiration:

tradbagel:

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

Marriage vs. friendship

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